Here are some smart-liners that I dug up from my collections. The only reason I am putting them up here is because I want easier access to them. And I want it on the World Wide Web. Yeah!
"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!"
-- W. C. Fields
"I wish I'd drunk more champagne."
-- last words of Lord John Maynard Keynes
"One more drink and I would have been under the host."
-- Dorothy Parker
"Batman is the hero any of us could be, given determination, exercise, and deep psychological trauma."
-- Chris Jarocha-Ernst
"We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."
-- Robin Williams
Next time you wave, please use all your fingers.
"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!"
-- W. C. Fields
"I wish I'd drunk more champagne."
-- last words of Lord John Maynard Keynes
"One more drink and I would have been under the host."
-- Dorothy Parker
"Batman is the hero any of us could be, given determination, exercise, and deep psychological trauma."
-- Chris Jarocha-Ernst
"We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."
-- Robin Williams
Next time you wave, please use all your fingers.
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